When you call somebody else a racist 8 words after using the n-word, you should have to forfeit a random right at a time to be revealed later, like losing a turn in Candyland.

I haven’t been but my friend’s bar seems pretty sweet.

I’ve been reading Deadspin since the site was launched and am still grey. When Gawker died, so did my only promotion.

If you read the ESPN article that somebody else posted you’d see that most of the prominent Chargers rookies have held out for varying lengths of time in response to unreasonable demands. But blame Bosa’s mom, because it isn’t as if he has an agent and a father who played professional football.

Philly Boy Roy is outraged.

ah, damn it. Didn’t even think to check. Thanks

Fans?

When I was crying and laughing with joy after the Cavs won the title, all I could think was, “What a soccer-wrestling hybrid that was!”

If that guy had been born closer to Cleveland his team would have more than one playoff win.

I guess this means Bigsexy6969@aol.com also got this email yesterday from the Trump campaign.

I feel like this should be the real New York stereotype. I say I’m going to go to at least four things a week that I end up backing out of.

Shit doesn’t exist outside of Cincinnati. Accuracy is important.

Maybe if you live in the lame parts.

Cincinnati =/= Ohio.

I just spent much too long determining that was Andrea Blas Martinez.

Carlos Boozer.

As always, don’t read the comments.

Frazier was moved to AAA. Might see him this year.

And Lucroy refused to be traded to Cleveland. The siren song of brats won out over good baseball.