I feel like this should be the real New York stereotype. I say I’m going to go to at least four things a week that I end up backing out of.

Shit doesn’t exist outside of Cincinnati. Accuracy is important.

Maybe if you live in the lame parts.

Cincinnati =/= Ohio.

I just spent much too long determining that was Andrea Blas Martinez.

Carlos Boozer.

As always, don’t read the comments.

Frazier was moved to AAA. Might see him this year.

And Lucroy refused to be traded to Cleveland. The siren song of brats won out over good baseball.

Hey, I couldn’t get into infinite jest but I liked some of his essays a lot.

I believe you’ve been accused of missing the point because you bothered to verify his claim.

Is that a pug? I don’t know much about dog breeds.

I believe his defense was “the budget of the state is too large for me to destroy by myself.”

Curt must be feeling a little defensive today.

Slyman’s in Cleveland?

Cleveland PD’s got that sterling reputation to uphold.

Mine too. I was 6

Browns-Broncos. The Drive. I was six. I remember at the time I was convinced the Broncos field goal was wide, and I still believe that.

I remember the 1988 election. I was in third grade, I think. We were supposed to pick winners, and I picked Dukakis because it was fun to shout “Dukakis beats the Bush!”

Me too. I want to say 1st grade.