I showed it to Jay at a show in 2001 or 2002. I actually saw them at Riot Fest East a couple of years ago. It was great to hear them playing Destruction by Definition but it was also a little sad.

I should start by saying I don’t dislike any of my tattoos. That said, many of them are objectively bad ideas.

Congrats on getting through nearly an entire post without using an extraneous comma.

Astros aren’t a NL team anymore.

It’s a big country. If we have room for Nobel Prize winners like you, we can probably find space for refugees.

Remember how easy it was for us to kill 150,000 Iraqi civilians? What a bunch of pussies.

Did you decide to be the worst when you woke up this morning?

Why are dishwashers so uncommon in NYC apartments, when they’re taken for granted everywhere else?

When you live on the surface of the sun your rankings are going to be slightly skewed.

He definitely doesn’t have a patent. I’ll grant you that much.

RUN FLY YOU STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR DESCENDANT

If your aim was to get the dumbest commenters to argue with you, congratulations.

You can’t squat on trademarks. He has to actually use them, or they will be deemed abandoned, and in any event, presumably any use by him would not be in the fields that North Dakota would use them.

It’s pretty cool that Anon is getting another trial thanks to Serial

NYC as well. Fuck dirtbikes.

Pace has a football team?

Never met a Browns fan?

I used to listen to Don and Mike on 106.7 when I lived in DC, and there was a running joke about how the most backwards, dumbest callers were the ones from Bakersfield. Turns out it wasn’t a joke!

One of the only tips I ever sent Deadspin was a report on the Mike Cooper verdict immediately after seeing it reported on local Cleveland news. The story ran the next day, but I never received an acknowledgment in response to my email.

That gyro aftertaste does not go away. 12 hours, a pack of gum, and brushed teeth later it was still there.