How dare you suggest that Clevelanders have given up their Winstons and Basics in favor of vaping

“They don’t have no practical purpose. They have a very limited practical purpose. So there.”

When the trailer played for it before Avengers: Age of Ultron people in the theater were losing their shit laughing. This was in rich person Lower Manhattan, where people believe themselves to be sophisticated. So yeah, sorry in advance.

Mets and Yankees both. It’s nice since everything else costs a million dollars here.

You can bring food into Yankee Stadium. You did it wrong.

You clearly don’t understand how precedents work.

It’s piling on. Very little of this comes off as genuine. If much of this was legitimate outrage, they wouldn’t keep returning to the website. If you really hate something, you don’t keep supporting it.

I loved the song Arrested Development wrote about him.

And?

I just looked him up to confirm that Chris Broussard even attended college and was very surprised to see he went to Oberlin, an extremely liberal and gay friendly school.

I think the KISS army disbanded about 20 years ago.

Anybody who lives in Ohio and chooses to live somewhere other than Cleveland is highly suspect.

How is this trolling? Lebron isn’t going anywhere. You acknowledged that in the article. So who cares if he waits to sign?

Or his dad. The poor cat is the only innocent in the story.

One of my cats actually is extremely needy. She craves affection and seeks it out constantly. It’s equal parts annoying and endearing.

Living with a dog is like having Rob Gronkowski in your house.

I bet that dog smells like garbage and eats its own poop. All dogs smell like garbage and eat their own poop.

Really Slate think pieced it up on this one.

If my only carry on is a backpack that is going under the seat in front of me, I see no problem throwing my coat in the overhead compartment. Why should the person who refuses to check bags be entitled to that space for their rolling bag?

You aren’t fooling anybody. Your shitty username reveals your motivations.