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Maybe next week.

In the end, Bran let Dany go on her rampage because he knew she would make his kingdom more ADA compliant.

Elect Edmure Tully!

Say what you want about the flaws of the final season.

Bran? Seriously. 

Much appreciation to Tobias Menzies. Edmure making a play for the throne was exactly the laugh I needed this episode.

Sooo..... does this mean we aren’t going to get Lady Stoneheart?

Drogon’s been practicing his combustion bending.

It needed a large busty woman in a winged helmet singing opera

What’s important to note here, is that Ghost is very safe in the North, the REAL North, mind you.

So the bells made Dany into a crazed mass murderer? I understand her going off the deep end, but killing hundreds for no reason struck me as forced.

So, is Arya dead? Was that her being taken to Valhalla?

The scorpions were only as accurate and powerful as the plot needed them to be.

Regardless of GRRM’s true plans for her, D&D clearly railroaded Dany into being the Mad Queen from the very beginning.

From his days hosting TRL on MTV and dating JLH, to his days of hosting Last Call and then transitioning to the The Voice and Today Show, it is hard to get cooler than Carson Daly.

Um, I thought the symbolism was actually pretty obvious around the White Walkers-global warming conclusion:

Ugh, even without the “not the right time” tonedeafness of Confederate, it really shows how little D&D actually know about the Civil War. No guys, there was NO TIME where the South was somehow even with the North. There was no time where the South could have won and lionizing the South to this day is fucking stupid.

Dany did say before the scene that the offer was political theater. They just wanted to show the population that Cersei was offered a peaceful end to the conflict  

Anyone else surprised it was mentioned we still have Dothraki fighters?

Ok, now I want this series to end with Euron switching sides and marrying Dany, just to make the Parks and Rec joke into a prophecy.