Make the head football coach responsible for their losses, he’s more likely to get promoted from his assistant position to take his place. Make the boys bball team have a worse record than they would otherwise, his girls team will look better by comparison, and he might get named boys head coach.

See? Two discernible…

I’ve been saying for years Pac-12 officials need to be exposed to more national audiences.

Let us mohel it over a bit and get back to you.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone 10 feet over thine head

Small quibble: Good college QB TEN years ago.

Man this is some good stuff.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

What’s possibly more disturbing is that this doesn’t matter to you. The President of the United States is a lying imbecile that is doing permanent damage to our republic... and you don’t care...

Shut up, Brock.

At least he didn’t have a soul to get knocked out of him.

Mark Harmon

CADE MCNOWN

“That poor butter-fingered guy is sophomore quarterback Dorian Thompson-Robinson, who was named the team’s starter earlier this week.”

Pretty tough on a 19 year old. His hard-ass attitude in training isn’t his cross to bear, it is his coaches’ (see Maryland for reference). He’s working his butt off to try to make his place in a high-profile team, and is working within a ridiculously inept and morally corrupt NCAA to do so.

“And I am also here, somewhere” — Josh Rosen

Brett Hundley forever 

He could’ve gotten gotten his “Racial Justice Workshop” in fucking JAIL. Believe me.

You realize there are countries much better to live in than your own, like Sweden, Norway, Germany, Canada, and Australia, right?

I think we found Bret Stephens’ kinja username

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.