The Siggi full fat yogurt is the fucking best and it has less sugar than the fat free.

i skyr clear of that stuff. Also it’s marketed as a yogurt-like low-fat dairy product unique to Iceland with rich flavor and a creamy thick texture as well as an excellent source of calcium.

Thanks, I know I could never make that shot again in a million years! It was last summer and I’m still proud.

I really fail to see how that can be entertaining for more than 10-15 minutes per lifetime, but sure. Okay. You do you, children.

Damn. So in addition to dabbing at the dinner table, my kid is about to start flipping water bottles? FFS!

Sweet baby Jesus. I was wondering what the hell my third grader was up to. I guess that’s better than when he yells “hey brah” or “bruh” at us. I told him that if he says “chah” one more time (like Ryan Lochte), he’s dead to me.

Yes!

The Skyr brand is pretty damn good as well. I went to Iceland last year and now am completely addicted. Much smoother flavor than any other yogurt-type product that I’ve had.

I threw a half filled coffee cup at a garbage can from my car window and it landed upright on top of the garbage can. Does that count?

Then invited on Colbert Show...I know..”the youths”!

Used to be all about Fage. But Siggi’s is the new king for me. So good, the Icelandic people throw it at their politicians in protest (over... something)! It’s like if Bjork and a SJW had a yogurt baby.

Fage invests in hedge funds.

Fage’s executives make 500x the base employee’s salary.

Fage pays minimum wage and doesn’t give paid leave.

Try Noosa. It will ruin all other yogurt for you.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.