LISTEN, HENNIES.

What’s the pool up to for how long it takes the SEC/ACC/Big 12 to shut down once they start getting a rash of infections? Put me down for 1 month in.

Remind me what happened the last time Ohio State saw Alabama? 

Listening to the fucking idiots on ESECPN malign The Big Ten is fucking tiresome. Greg McElroy, lame ass Bama QB, has the nerve to call out the Big Ten because gosh The presidents of Michigan and Michigan St, actual fucking doctors, think it is too dangerous to play. Gee Greg maybe they should listen to numbnuts like…

Not true.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

What the fuck are you on about? Who are you even attempting to reply to? 

Canonically, Black Widow doesn’t speak like Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle because she’s a spy. Spy would be pretty useless if every time she spoke you’d go yep, she’s a Russian spy. 

Especially when you know there are going to be characters locked behind a pay wall.  

The game is not going to be release on the switch. Why would they do that...

The story mode sounds great but the games as as service model this thing is pushing really piss me off. I am fine with a free game pushing that crap but this is a $60 AAA game, I don’t want to be nickle and dimed for more crap.  

Probably as out of nowhere as the sudden appearance of General Grievous in Ep 3 to movie-only watchers. My exact words were “who the fuck is this droid with emphesema? how many packs does this dude smoke?”

Until this moment, I thought that was a big reveal new to the series planned for a Solo sequel.  I really do wish that movie did better.  I liked it personally.

Man this got me so excited while everyone was like “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON”. And we never had a following :(

Solo was a fun movie IMO!

Dude, Neo literally comes back from the dead for no good reason in movie 1. We all got the Jesus thing right away.

Hell, if I have a problem with the sequels is that they toned down Neo a lot. He’s supposed to be in full control, not just... Superman. But hey, hard to franchise omnipotence, I get it.

I also don’t think…

always bugs me when I put the number of years since the game was kickstarted into the headline and forget that development actually started in 2010-11.

Okay, if G4 is being brought back from beyond the beyond, a couple of suggestions:

Or just a minimum of hours. Let’s say the average hours played across all players is 28 hours, you can’t post a review unless you have at least a quarter of that or something.

Interesting suggestion in the Forbes article where you log in with your PSN/Live/Steam account. Imagine if Metacritic verifies that you earned the trophy/achievement that you usually get when you beat a game in order to write a review.

God damnit, now I gotta wait over an entire DAY before I can review bomb something because I hate trans people? What about my first amendment rights?!