Dude, try switching to decaf.

Prince has so many fantastic songs that it’s unsurprising some amazing ones didn’t make the cut off.

Whereas I only use the most angelic of ovum to make Devilled Eggs, as it’s vital to the flavor to corrupt the innocent. Plus smoked paprika.

I mean that's why I watch

An honorable weapon of the Klingon Empire 

That's up there with finding a stranger in the Alps 

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

I think AVClub already spoiled that one in several different headlines...

I blame Jack Black.

Oh, now AVClub is bothering with Succession spoiler warnings?

Are these really myths that people believe? I thought all this stuff was basically common knowledge.

You’re not wrong, but that's a low fucking bar 

Because people who are ordering via something like Uber eats have the time to shop and cook every time...

That's why I campaigned for President Dunkelzahn...

Rumors abounded that he was going to lose to his cousin at Wrestlemania, but that appears to have died a Cody Rhodes shaped death.

This is where I am. The first Shazam! was surprisingly fun. The marketing for this made it look like an absolute slog. If it resembles the first movie, I’ll watch it on the ghost of HBO Max.

Yeah, they’re all dumb as a box of rocks, which is why Succession works. It’s basically a sitcom with the trappings of a prestige drama.

I'm sure they didn't mean him no arm.

I mean it’s an Indian song originally performed by Indian performers from an Indian movie that deals with Indian history and anti-colonial sentiment.

Yeah, the first time sports made me feel old was when Allen Iverson was described as washed up. I remembered his rookie of the year NBA season!