My favorite moment of this whole wonderful episode is when Jeff kicks the basketball, and it falls short of that inexplicably homunculus and enormous mystery structure (Stage 32 on Paramount's lot). I just think it's endearing that they didn't bother dressing it, and then bother explaining why a black Borg cube sized…

This was the first R&M where my attention wandered off to tomorrow's to-do list land. It must have been all the crazy characters, they felt forced. Somewhere during one of those streams of gim-gam/zraghat/flimflorm/scrunchie/whatever Suess-on-PCP-like groups of creatures piling on, and then the Abradolph Lincler…

I'll have you know it costs nothing! IT COSTS NOTHING! I may or may not be a willfully ignorant schmuck, but I am above all else; exceedingly cheap.

I'm just going to say wuba-luba-dub-dub over and over to my shrink next week.

Good grief. *Unsubscribe!*

That's something a Thing would say.

I've been seeing discussions that Eyepatch Morty is the cyborg Morty from the opening credits. It seems the whole Harmonsphere is hoping it will turn out epic.

NO! NO! The Thing! The Thing! The thing for the horrors!

Seriously?

Why do you assume I'm male? That's weird. You're weird. How do you know my mother isn't deceased? You operate on a lot of assumptions, bad information, and poor reasoning skills.

It's (barely) debatable.

Blade just doesn't care. About anything. That's the part of his brain which is missing. I guess you can describe him as ridiculously easygoing, but not giving a fuck is also the M.O. of a super bad ass.

Um…

Speaking of which, I just watched (rewatched for the umpteenth time) the Law and Order one this evening.

So, I guess AV just cold stopped reviewing Cosmos? Probably stopped getting screeners.

I think you're right on, on all points.

Agreed.

Well, he was/continues to bald. Got transplant/continues to get work done. Which isn't anything to care about, but he does now look like he's juicing A LOT, and jokes about his lifts are starting to seem a little less like jokes about his height and actual jokes about how far he's willing to go to look a certain way.…

This.

Fair enough. To each their own. I thought "Origins of Vampire Mythology" was kind of delightful.