It sounds like someone tried to explain to him that the border patrol prefers the bollard fence style common on the border over the “old helicopter mats left over from Vietnam” kind and he got confused.

North Korea... now they know how to do a southern border!

The graphic designer still cranking out solid content on an Apple II GS, I guess?

Mike Pence, what are you doing on Deadspin? Get off the computer before Karen catches you!

That is a dolphin with poorpoise.

Shit, you think you’re smart, you follow all the sites, you read all the important news and then you find out you’ve been wrong about Jay Cutler’s nickname all along

I don’t want to grow up. I’m a Toys R In Their Original Packaging kid.

No. By definition, nepotism restricts opportunities for people that aren’t related to coaches. Race has nothing to do with it.

The judges will also accept that answer.

Are you some kind of soothsayer, or what?

I just read your discussion history. I think I love you.

This comment cured my cancer. +1

He plays like he’s never even been to Lithuania.

Just here for the comments:

Ooh, I have a great mindfulness app I use on my phone! It’s fantastic for when you’re in the bathroom and can really shut out the craziness of the modern day.

“he will remember how hard his father worked WITH him and for him and were willing to do what HE wanted for HIS perceived benefit.”

Missed a great opportunity to teach your kid about hard work, earning your rewards, and knowing that you can’t always get everything you want. I know this because I have no kids, that makes me an expert on this.

I’m glad I’m not the only one side eying this. The only White “anti racist” that I’d trust at this point is Jane Elliot.

I HAVE a fantastic grampa. He’s still kicking, but he’s 96 and really frail, but still able to ride his bike daily, and sneak a fucking Marlboro Red thinking nobody is aware he is sneaking a cigarette once a day. He’s got his recliner, his books, and his television with CNBC and MSNBC lol. Then his nature shows, loves…

See white folks, this is how you show yourself to be an ally. Take a stand, challenge your brethren and be willing to do something to make change happen. These cats have a uphill battle and I wish them all the luck and blessings.