The first build is always the hardest, but not just for the obvious reason of you don’t know what you’re doing. Its also the hardest because you likely don’t have any spare parts lying around so you can swap them in to figure out which one is broken.

As a white person....white people are the fucking worst.

This is the most on-commenter brand comment on Deadspin right now.

But like.....can The Root issue a travel ban against mediocre white guys?

Tonight, on SyFy: SHARKBERG VS TITANIC!

I mostly found it amusing that the very same year that Drew wrote a thoughtful piece in this very same space about coming to terms with being shitty in your past, Leitch waxes fondly about Daulerio.

The man who handed Gawker to Hulk Hogan deserves his place in history.

The kind of swagger that comes with ignoring a judge’s order to take down a sex tape and make pedophilia “gags” at a deposition doesn’t seem out of place with an Eagles fan.
Self-destructive, contemptuous disdain when just obeying the law would work,…

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

Imagine really believing this.

Look at all the creepy-looking-and-salty-about-it dudes you pissed off in this thread. You knew exactly what you were doing. Cheers.

That’s the same mentality my great uncle uses when he sees black people. Ignorant people gonna be ignorant.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

Perfect response +1

i don’t know who half these people are, or what they are/aren’t accused of

Here’s one for you!

Barkevious Mingo is the most, hands-down. It’s such a Star Wars name that it actually spawned the existence of a parallel reality, where the Star Wars franchise features the adventures of Barkevious Mingo, a young Jedi, while there is a football player laboring under the unusual football name of Luke Skywalker.

Why don’t you guys just plant tulips while you’re at it?

Good dog!

I had John Skipper in my office pool.

10 and 3/4.