I really, really like the new map. I get kills on the new map, which is a new experience for me.

I am personally victimized and highly triggered by this video and I will Hulk Hogan the shit out of you Samer I swear to baby Jesus who never kissed his dad OR stepdad on the lips

We aren’t that lucky, unfortunately.

go die in a fire

I love New York but it’s gotten stupid.

Listen though, listen. The reason that tuna casserole is not good is because hot canned tuna is bad and scary and bad.

So he’s not a real millionaire then.

I got hype about the white thinking it was some kind of special edition

And yet I get re-grayed for holding Heather accountable for her beyond-ridiculous “respectful war game” take.

My wife has really fallen in love with our Wii U since I bought the Switch. Which is really weird.

That’s nice work

Okay guy, see you when you realize that patents make money

On the plus side you’ll always have Kodachrome to listen to while you remember that nobody you know has used film in 17 years.

As long as I don’t lose the 6 months no interest thing on PayPal credit, I’m fine.

If you aren’t a thief, then why don’t you just use the small plastic carryout container specifically meant for filling with sauce located right next to the sauces?

The tourists will move with the factory.

I said let’s hope.

What’s so crazy is that even you don’t know where you were trying to go with that comment. And now you’re trying to take that frustration out on me which is...certainly a fascinating strategy. I look forward to seeing how it plays out.

Your turn:

Let’s hope his personal feminism is stronger than Ron Swanson’s fragile bullshit.

That’s sad. I’m at a place in my life where I can confidently say that MILF stuff is awesome