Fuck reading I’ll wait for the movie

Settle down.

Awful idea, bad execution, see you as a tech startup in 3 years.

Haha hey Nick what is Gawker

When these folks find out about MSN chatrooms, they are going to FREAK OUT

Extremely same.

So they have the same life expectancy as proto-humans. Real fuckin’ great. Great work. Knock off early, you’ve had a big day there, Ed.

This is at least 40 words too long to be a HamNo.

OH REALLY WOW THAT’S SO DIFFERENT FROM LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PLACE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE Don Trump literally has a piss fetish

For fuck’s sake woman, try a different wrap!

OKAYIE

Surely not more golf carts than Vault 252

Hmm let me just check and see who the Clippers have as a coach...

Let me guess your idea: Build a slower, shittier version of a bullet train here in the US? Better minds than yours, bud.

I don’t think they ever made a convertible Tiburon?

I call it veeg-spreading

Seems like another great, well-made game from a franchise famed for oh whatever fuck Ubisoft and everybody who looks like them.

The exact opposite of how this works, but good optics I guess.

China: A country noted for reliable Lithium Ion Batt-

I see you’ve escalated again.