Mmmm this is good conspiracy!

Also fuck Tim Allen

He certainly is now that Jason got the axe.

If Ford can’t move a Fiesta that has been fundamentally unchanged for 10 years here,

Okay but 5ms and 60Hz is, as they say, not great, if you’re looking to really upgrade to 1440p.

Okay but 5ms and 60Hz is, as they say, not great, if you’re looking to really upgrade to 1440p.

“But not us though, fortunately. Anyways, what’s Lena Dunham up to?”
-Jezebel Commentariat

And only 86 died, so, progress!

Oh he’s interested in the racism. He really likes the racism.

Sounds great!

k

You know the rage-quit?

I saw 9 Jeeps completely indistinguishable from this one on the way to work this morning. You assholes need to be more creative.

I, uh, I thought this would be more interesting than it is. It’s not interesting.

Hey did the Jags win? Last I saw they were up by 2 scores.

Sure okay sounds great change it I’m sure it will completely work there can’t be any problems people are innately good cool

Sure, I’ll play along until everybody else realizes this is funny.

that one got a fucked up eye too

tfw he doesn’t read your body language

It’s probably because body language is not admissible as evidence.