Best to be clear in these cases: IF YOU WANT TO EAT DETERGENT PODS THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH YOU. Go see a doctor.

This is gross.

Yeah. All of this feminine renaming is dumb as shit. Same with male renaming. It’s not male feminist, it’s just fucking feminist.

ugh

There is only one true Phantom Game Console

Let’s just hope the storylines after the apocalypse are better than the ones in Fallout 4 amirite

Yeah, fuckin’ GREAT idea.

The future of chaterbate is looking up

You could have at least called them “intervieweebs”

Make one! Get a broken GBC and a Pi mini Zero and build your own.

Oh yeah if there’s one thing people like in handheld devices, it’s weight.

Ok

So Wahlberg has the only good agent. Got it.

As a Wisconsinite I just feel nothing, because I’ve said WI is the deep south for years and yet people are always shocked when it turns out to be true.

Ever since it came out I’ve used Bioshock as a measuring stick by which I measure all other shooter games. It’s a perfect halfway point between shitty and good, and has stayed there for 11 (!) years. That’s impressive!

Christ I hope he purged after.

No. Because I have my own relationship. Actually, I take that back. Yes, because I set up two friends of mine who got married and I’ve been banking on that as an excuse to never, ever, ever need to set anybody else up ever again. I retired from that shit and went out a champion.

I knew you would do this. See this, this here IS absolutely the fault of Sirius/Remus

I tell ya man, that last push from 240 to 200 is the bitch of them all.