Prayers up to that camera guy who got shown the light by 82

Mean that Cam has to go into the closed office to pick it up though.

God I loooooooooove white people still using the word “allies” hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg so good

for a couple weeks at least

Plus Reveille always comes back around

open it and hope for money

Also, everything made with margarine tastes like food cooked by people who don’t know how to cook

23andMe and their DNA data-mining can get fucked with a running fire hydrant!

Given that Obi-Wan is unquestionably the best fighter in the Star Wars universe also helps. He just goes from planet to planet wrecking shop on supposedly unbeatable opponents, it’s fabulous.

It’s exciting to re-read articles about this every 8 months

Indefinite moratorium on calling anybody at all “great people”

Go from this place.

I actually do like pettiness-as-journalism

“And now introducing GoCoin Black, for the extreme mining pro!”

Sony should buy them for $28 and a thing of strawberry Pocky.

Today Jason Learned: TEST YOUR SHIT BEFORE ASSEMBLY, ROOK 

LaVar Ball: Colgate, Crest “Running Scared” From Big Baller Brand Whitening Strips

Also, skip the Mona Lisa. It’s fucking garbage.

No.