So we’re just sleep on the Sim marker cumming huh. Just pretending that didn’t happen.

Dad, go back to bed. You’re talking out your ass again.

lmao this is classic

It’s a lie. I would lay 30,000 simultaneous logins from any account in the world against it.

FFXV got good this year too. Got great, even. You still can’t recommend it to anyone, but it’s a fucking brilliant game now. Fite me

Get to the Gita one already.

Sauce plz

Dan is a comedy person of no repute.

This game is two and a half years old.

Counterpoint: Play competitive Smash just one time, and you will believe in fighter tiers.

Is...uh, is this real? Was this movie really made? Or is this like the Shazaam thing in reverse?

lol this kinja is amazing

Smash Wii U lacks spirit too.

I actually could go for pizza.

Yessssss one step closer to The Restaurant at the End of the Galaxy

Honda Accord

AV Club moving to Kinja was the worst thing on the internet this year. For everyone involved.

BS. The SSA uses Equifax to verify the integrity of its own SSNs. You think the government hosts their own websites? Nah. They’re just getting jobbed by their provider.

That’s a good one!

Element Zero is not an alloy. It’s literally an element.