I, uh, I can’t imagine a single reason why you’d choose to pay money to see Beyonce’s husband do okay raps.

oh hahaha i get it

This is a good periodic reminder that Epic is a band of petty, mean-spirited assholes who do not, for any reason, deserve to get your money.

TO: People paying full-price for games with lootboxes
FROM: People who are smarter than you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Here’s what’s actually important to remember: Nobody lives a life without attachments. Who did this man leave behind? Parents? Siblings? Wife? Friends? To leave all of that for a glimpse of freedom, because the success of this attempt was never guaranteed. This attempt very nearly cost him his life. All to escape from…

He’s up taking an enlarged prostate piss

Nice trigger finger

:eyeroll:

That all makes a lot of sense to me.

I just heard of something today that I had never heard of before: Corn pie. Anybody? Real or fake? Best or bestest?

Don’t say the every port thing until XII goes over. I have wanted to play that damn game since 2006.

How did you get to be chief of anything with such fascist ideas about thanksgiving?

I will be brave enough to star this.

That’s a woman worth her weight in platinum.

the absolute worst part of a Thanksgiving dessert table: the pumpkin pie.

What’s so crazy is that he grew that beard because he knows that he has no chin. But he also can’t grow a beard. Meth Michael Sera lookin ass

Shooters shoot

Yo, I’m here for it. As long as Lillie isn’t in US/UM. Is she? Anybody know?

You won’t believe what happened next