This isn’t a lifehack. This is basically sponcon for some moronic shill who thinks he has something to say because he noticed he has no self-control.

The fundamental difference between smartphones and slot machines is that one is a smartphone and the other is a slot machine and only a fucking idiot with an agenda would intentionally confuse the two to gain popularity.

bye danica you were there

Who watches broadcast television? Collect this data, I need to know so I can make fun of their cable bill.

We’re all gonna die, but I enjoy that you’ve convinced yourself that this 9 month window was the last exit for climate change.

ok

what is a ps vita

You know, when I did my study abroad in 2009 a group of us went to see The Name of the Wind at The Old Vic, and some stayed after to grab a drink with Spacey. Nobody got molested even a little bit, but one guy did say that his gaydar was going off majorly.

The clear implication is that Trump would be just savaging his lil peener while this was going on

did you hear that a black was president though and he took all the guns and was from like spain or somewhere foreign

Yo but did you talk to the Rza?

That’s fuckin dope and if the gold accents on the exterior make it to the interior? *Kisses fingers* Perfecto.

75/10 already masturbated to it

HEADLINE: Rich, White Guy Again Proves to Be Rich And White

Jalopnik: 184 HP in a large sedan is good.
Also Jalopnik: ONLY 201 HP IN THE VELOSTER TURBO IS NOT ENOUGH
Also Also Jalopnik: 201 HP in the Honda Civic Si is good.
Also Also Also Jalopnik: 201 HP in the Hyundai Elantra Sport is not enough.

I call this one White Boys Can’t Even React To Jumping

I like my guns so much I’m begging people to regulate them.

Wasn’t Hannity literally like “She probably wanted it” two days ago?

0/10 not one mention of foucault would not wear monocle while reading

yes that is the point