but i saw it on a tv

It is so weird that every time a little butt-play comes into the news straight guys everywhere sprint up to the front of the room and scream OH GROSS HAHAHA I AM SO NOT INTO THIS HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY MAN EATING ASS HAHA NO WAY NEVER NOT THIS GUY. It’s super funny, but also really weird. Why bother blowing your own cover…

Die, probably. Learn to read, recognize colors, pay attention to what you’re doing, and not be a fucking idiot first, but then die.

I have never been madder

no i mean yes i mean no

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you. It’s been a rough week.

OH WOW REALLY WOW THAT’S SO CRAZY WOW I DID TOTALLY NOT KNOW THAT THIS PIECE OF SCIENCE FICTION WAS FICTION WOAH WOW I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT WOW

It’s fine.

And then

ok

Natch. I’ve never, EVER used the Marketplace, it just reeks of slime.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON’T TAKE THE EGG YOU FUCKS

Just transcribe the list. There’s literally no possible way your best jokes are at the 11th minute if you do indeed have jokes. OR, maybe the issue is that you, by your own admission, spent at least one entire minute trying to be funny with a somewhat-joke list. That’s never funny. That’s extra and the struggle.

It is good that Gawker is dead

It is SOCIOPATHIC to text “I’m Gr8" to ANYBODY

there was an era where rap music was a strange slurry of serious rappers with skills and gimmick rappers just trying to ride a short wave to fleeting fame.

They are though. Loot boxes are gambling. So is DFS. So is the office March Madness pool. So is every digital CCG where you can buy “packs” with real money. So is CSGO skin auctioning, and everything else like that. Hell, even buying actual packs of CCG cards in life is gambling, except there is an actual order to…

“Toyota is the Kia of cars, now here is me listing every other car in the American market, because they all do the same thing and I need to think about anything that’s happened since 2005 before I type”

Or grow the fuck up and make a life choice. Like literally every woman doctor ever. And, for fuck’s sake, every male doctor too. And, you know what? How about EVERY PARENT IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY.