My mother always gave me the vastly superior Cream of Rice, which is the best of all the, uh, I guess, grain-stews. Don’t bother to @ me about it, take it up with whatever worse thing you were forced to eat as a child and have mistakenly taken into adulthood.

Yeah, but I mean, have you even SEEN the shit they’re putting in gifs now? You can’t be expected to work ALL the time.

“somehow”

That’s a whole lot of pearl clutching.

It’s not your dad, I’ll disabuse you of that notion right now.

Your theory is that as you get older, it’s easier to get scammed by scams which you are already aware are scams?

...warmest condolences?

This is a rhythm game made by people who didn’t know how to make a rhythm game.

You want to emotionally abuse your wife?

You will be disappointed.

tell us all much, much more in extravagant detail

EVERYONE can tell the difference. Every. Single person. In the entire. Fucking. World. You are right in that a spice blend similar to chorizo (which is pork sausage, words mean stuff) flavors everything well, but GROW UP AND STOP PITCHING SOY AS “LIKE” MEAT. Who the fuck is that FOR anymore? It’s 2017! Who are you…

Holy shit they got 3 burrito bars??????????????

Not really, I see the pictures and believe it happened.

The same company that mainstreamed brand-engineering by spending decades making cheap cars and badge swapping them to sell them upmarket at significantly increased profit margins, yes. Toyota does the same thing with Lexus. So does Acura for Honda, Lincoln for Ford, all of Hyundai, FCA, BMW, Mercedes Benz, the entire…

I doubt you work.

Crazy theory, not what happens in practice, is there another tack you’d like to try?

Car manufacturers can’t get away with 2x profit margins because of competition.

Jason:

There goes Kanye’s money again