I guess the only question is what Jalopnik will do with their throbbing Faraday Future rager?

...brigands?

If you do that with the consummation, then you can also get the fuck-along fleshlight and take that shit to the next level.

Melanie, I don’t know how I can make this any clearer: I’M NOT GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU.

No 7th Element is the real crime here

I’m screaming with laughter at the update. Nick, you are literally the shitty Thanksgiving uncle of technology advice.

Or, here’s a fuckin thought: It’s god damned 2017: USE 64-BIT EXECUTABLES

My man don’t need to sleep because skreets is WATCHIN

What about masturbation

no

Total shocker that a guy with terrible facial hair is mad online

“If you make the actual KKK the only place where you can acknowledge the coolness of D&D terms, then you’ll just push people into the KKK.”

WRONG. This strategy guide was great, because the secret is that it taught you to find your own answers. I owned this back in the day, and aside from coming with a dope Zidane poster, the PlayOnline stuff was COMPLETELY USELESS. I rememeber registering my own account (savethequeen99) and trying to look up some of this…

Psh I WISH this fucking child was just in my head.

Equifax is also used by the SSA to verify SSNs. Yes, you read that right, the SSA NO LONGER HAS INDEPENDENT SSN VERIFICATION.

America.

What people aren’t talking about is that the SSA uses Equifax to verify SSNs. So, yeah, it was millions of people, but this leak could have been EVERYBODY EVER VERIFIED BY THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION THOUGHT EQUIFAX.

I actually DO still get pissed about these. Because somebody who knows this kid could have slapped him just ONCE and he never would have made videos like this.

Counterpoint: slurry

Thanks for checking in with this RT, Nathan.

So it’s the desktop equivalent of a mobile game in the sense that you can either wait to take an action for free, or pay to take that action now. A patience simulator built in Unreal.