I guess the only question is what Jalopnik will do with their throbbing Faraday Future rager?

No 7th Element is the real crime here

I’m screaming with laughter at the update. Nick, you are literally the shitty Thanksgiving uncle of technology advice.

My man don’t need to sleep because skreets is WATCHIN

What about masturbation

no

Total shocker that a guy with terrible facial hair is mad online

“If you make the actual KKK the only place where you can acknowledge the coolness of D&D terms, then you’ll just push people into the KKK.”

WRONG. This strategy guide was great, because the secret is that it taught you to find your own answers. I owned this back in the day, and aside from coming with a dope Zidane poster, the PlayOnline stuff was COMPLETELY USELESS. I rememeber registering my own account (savethequeen99) and trying to look up some of this…

Psh I WISH this fucking child was just in my head.

I actually DO still get pissed about these. Because somebody who knows this kid could have slapped him just ONCE and he never would have made videos like this.

Counterpoint: slurry

Thanks for checking in with this RT, Nathan.

So it’s the desktop equivalent of a mobile game in the sense that you can either wait to take an action for free, or pay to take that action now. A patience simulator built in Unreal.

Fuck that. Complain to the GM. Tell him to suck you on the way out.

You’re an overprivileged idiot with a racially skewed view of the way the world actually works. You, quite literally, know nothing, Jon Snow.

lol “It’s time.” What, nothing else going on at the special projects desk? This one got the most Slack votes? Y’all think THIS one is the best thing you could do with your time?

That literally JUST happened. You are a sage.

Just for posterity:

Yeah that guy is going around liking all the comments I make now. On every kinja site. Which...