All together now:

Holy shit

Why even...

Y’all are the ones sharing this shit YEARS later. Don’t blame that on the guy.

His birth name is William Lazoir.

“Ignorance”, feigned or otherwise, is in no way proximate to an excuse. And racism isn’t excusable anyways, so why try?

She was just bad.

Because while his voice is bad, he has a level of knowledge of the game that far surpasses anything seen in sports commentating ever. He accurately calls not only plays, but ball locations, routes, audibles, defensive tendencies, and coverages repeatedly. That has never happened before. He deserves more air time…

There are tons of excellent female podcasters, radio personalities, commentators, video hosts and all of that stuff. Tons of them! Beth Mowens is not one. She is bad at her job not because she’s a woman, but because she’s bad at her job. She displayed a lack of ability far outside what “nerves” could realistically…

Nope. Beth Mowens was just a god damned trainwreck. Mispronouncing names, a mysterious a shifting accent, sounded like she was chewing a pillow at times, slow to report the action, slow to call the transitions, displayed little to no applicable knowledge of the game, and fucking REX RYAN (of all anchors to tie her to)…

Actually fuck Nancy Pelosi

Take a fucking lap, guy. Awful.

Why would a cat want a sandwich?

And yet KD’s is STILL a million times thinner.

From now on I only want to read news articles highlighting Kevin Durant’s continued life of pettiness.

No. Call them racist. Please, for the love of WHATEVER, keep calling them racist.

It made him feel good. He got off on this. For certain.

Right hand drive my youngest son. Right hand drive.

In the parlance of the day: Git Gud.