You are too trusting. Or, too generous. People can hate you even though they are obligated by their position to appear kind to you.

I always thought that was the move when you got caught? Shouts out forever to Shaggy and Rikrok.

No, it WAS racist. Conclusively. There are receipts for that shit, more than one. He is a racist. It’s not a discussion. Especially given that using stereotypes to inform what you believe about other races IS LITERALLY RACISM YOU APPLE CORE.

Woah woah woah woah. Pump your brakes. WHY would you go to any lengths to give that guy in the header image the benefit of the doubt? NOBODY, and I mean absolutely no-fucking-body-at-all is dumb enough to do this kind of thing and not know what it really means. No. This was absolutely intentional, every single bit of…

It’s so neat that you can immediately tell who the white guys in this thread are. And they can all eat my incredibly farty asshole; I ate a bunch of honey nut peanuts today.

WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?

Can we talk about my fantasy team now?

Best of all, both sender and receiver can play the shared tracks without opening the app itself—at least until you want to listen to the whole song.

Or grow up and use a Pilot G2 for everything.

Nah.

Right. Those US consumers who have been buying a LOT of diesel lately. TONS of diesel sales over here. Just flooding the market with diesels. Nothin’ but diesels. We slinging more diesel than Shane over here.

TIL Laura Wagner plays Words With Friends. In 2017. Utterly sociopathic.

“Push the buttons, register biscuit.” is a phrase that will literally change your life.

$25 million/yr, contractually protected for eternity.

The bad news is, I had to shut the studio down.

Here’s the quickest way to tell if Equifax is calling you about the leak, from somebody who was completely leaked: EQUIFAX WILL NEVER FUCKING CALL YOU ABOUT THIS LEAK. EVER. Neither will the SSA, though since the SSA literally outsources SSA verification TO Equifax, if you’ve been leaked, Equifax has put a lock on…

Yeah no I’m not reading 85,000 words on an artist nobody remembers. I started, and I have no idea why. Enjoy your click though.

The shocking twist is that one of them started the day with a shirt on.

I think they just spend all week watching old Vine compilations in the tape room.

lol get rekked