Having recently purchased a 1998 Outback with AWD, ABS, A/C, 165 hp, and a 5MT for $3,000, this is a total CP. I know the old Corolla’s are “legendary” but $3,500 should get you something much newer that will keep up with traffic. Heck, you could probably find an early 2000s Corolla at that price. Yeah, yeah, “but…

Busted odo and no recent pics = CP

I wonder how many of these were sold in the 90's for 500 bucks?

Wouldn't life being short be an argument in favor of propane?

Wouldn't life being short be an argument in favor of propane?

Loud Wires Save Lives

but they look so clutch with my Puma speedcats!

I’m holding out for a Retro-Grom. Guess I’ll just soldier along with the Grom’s Grandparent for a while longer...

Disappointed in the lack of black bumpers and missing right hand rear view mirror....base model my ass......

Yeah... mostly that you were in Texas :P

Exactly!

Are Grand Am owners associated with cinder blocks and unmowed weedy lawns?

According to the article, it’s a 2003, which with the way Range Rovers depreciate is worth about as much as a well-equipped Macbook Pro.

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My parents bought a Dodge Grand Caravan in 1994, and for years I’ve been pissed that they didn’t get the supercharged All-Trac Previa or the Olds Silhouette (the Cadillac of Minivans!) instead.

I think you meant wrong kind of beach, wrong kind of bar, and wrong kind of women, but I agree with your point. The wrong kind of women can be a lot of fun.

And the right kind of herpes

Still, could be a very slow pass. I’ve gotten trapped going around a car that was still accelerating, only to have it basically match my top speed while I’m still next to it. Then it’s just a matter of slowly inching by while somebody sits and waits behind me. And I’ve been the person stuck behind before, too. It’s an…

Senator Cruz, we know you don’t anything better to do right now, but can you stop messing with our signs?

Agreed, however, probably not the smartest idea to smack the dude’s mirror. This was Florida after all...