“You know, the Colonel also spoke of the better ingredients in which our Aryan brothers were made from, not like those oth.....*dial tone*”

i am suprised that all family members survived though

Also, Kevin if yall are charging food expenses to Univision plz send me Cinnamon Toast Crunch

If that were a real high school dance, just the thought of going home would’ve had Joseph pulling up short rounding second.

Or maybe GM didn’t have to political capital/guts to make the cuts necessary. This would be a great headline in Germany.

Caught it at the 10? A slow, lumbering guy like that? Gotta let that bounce in the endzone and pick up the extra yardage. The Belichick I know would have them running gassers for such a blatant mental screwup. 

He was smiling because he told Wynn if he didn’t catch it, he’d cut him immediately and murder his family. He kept smiling because he made that second punt double or nothing.
They never show him kicking the dog on the way back to the locker room.

Jesus Christ the world is going to fucking end.  The Hoodie was smiling... and it actually looked like a real honest to goodness smile.  You know the type that normal, non-demons, have when they find something enjoyable or funny.  Fuck, I’m not ready for this.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

Eh, “ungrateful” is what people say now that most people have figured out that “thug” is code for n——r.

When you say “Those rich people should be grateful.” you get called a socialist. When you say “Those rich black people should be grateful.” you get call Mr President. 

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

This is exactly what Lexus did with the LFA and it worked. You didn’t see any LFA’s on the secondary market at launch and it appears most of the cars stayed with the owners after the 2 year lease was up instead of being flipped by people looking to make a buck.

Other than having a multi million dollar liability on their books, I don’t understand why Ford didn’t just create a 2 year lease with a buy option if they really wanted to keep people from selling.

“Communities argue that the rich are getting richer and poor poorer,” Schtulmann told the news outlet, “so it’s social justice.”

The problem is that, as an attorney, people are probably already using it about you.

The 8 lug wheels are a giveaway that this is a hilux body on a beefier platform. DoD has been looking at these for a while.

Ford is just doing this to try and send a message for the other owners who bought one. Don’t sell it or we’ll come after you. Looks like they are sort of failing at it. Cena’s settlement was never made public right? 

For journalists covering national news... Sure, I guess.