The Giants traded Wheeler to the Mets in 2011 for a half-season rental of Carlos Beltran, making a desperate playoff push despite Posey’s devastating leg injury. In those 44 games in orange and black, Beltran produced all of a mighty 0.5 WAA (which measures Wins Above an Average MLB player, rather than a AAA-level…

BRING HIM UP!

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.

The guy in the backwards cap = 87 percent of Boston. Seriously, I moved here about four years ago and saw so many guys in backwards caps I thought it was 1991 again.

I’m sorry that I thought hitting statistics were an important part of an argument of how good a baseball player was. I MUST BE CRAZY!

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

From 1996 from 2012 here are his batting averages.

Are you seriously arguing that Derek Jeter didn’t deserve to be an all-star every year. He was top ten in offensive WAR every year from 97 to 07, except for 03 when he missed a chunk of the season with a shoulder injury. I thought I’d heard every weird knock on Jeter there was to hear, but this is a new one...

The guy in the backwards cap that took a swing at a Wizards fan not looking his way confirmed every stereotype I have about grown men who wear their caps backwards.

Afterwards, when they were dragging him out, even the other Celtics fans were taunting the guy who got hit. Not sure why, maybe it was just a reaction since the guy had a black eye.

Jeter refused to change positions to make way for a clearly superior player the right way.

Starting with criminal number 18 they go over the side.

PBS makes some good shit, watched a ton of their stuff on on Netflix. It would be a real shame if a bunch of immoral greedy fucks were to defund it.

Post-season games... will cost the same.

You can have a weekend playlist that does double duty. Just put stuff into that playlist as it comes up in your daily listening, and there you’ll have it. Depending on your taste, there’s a lot of alt music where you could just play the whole album. Ex: Washed Out, War on Drugs, Yo la Tengo, Bon Iver. Either it’s your…

I laughed at that too. Oh no, how will you ever get your kicks now that you’re no longer in hip and happening urban Wisconsin?

Related: last time these guys went on strike was 30 years ago.

Dom, I just want to say thanks, you are killing it with these football articles. Incredibly informative.