Uh, good dog? Wait, no, bad dog? Fuck it.

If you’re going to have the debate, you owe it to yourself to have the facts right. There are enough alternative facts out there.

And in a move so tone deaf I actually screamed out loud, the new Republican proposal gives insurance company executives a tax break on salaries over $500,000.

Yeah, but you were with the Blue Angels, so there’s that...

I’m not sure it’s the ticket revenue the NBA and its owners [really] care about, but the TV revenue. Sure, you could drop 8 games from the schedule, but aren’t all of the broadcasting partners going to then want 10% of their multibillion dollar payments back?

- reads headline

Chris, next time, queso fundido.

exegeting

I would daily the shit out of that F-650.

I’m not exactly certain, But I suspect that the X-37B has spent more time in orbit than the Mercury and Gemini programs combined, even.

Aubrey Plaza

Since when do they read Jezebel?

It also appears that “dry” in NJ doesn’t quite mean the same as “dry” in other places; http://blog.funnewjersey.com/dry-towns-in-new-jersey/

If you’re searching for a financial adviser, regardless of the fate of the fiduciary rule, you should search for a “fee-only” financial adviser - it means that the only money they earn from having you as a client comes from you (aka, you pay them) instead of from commissions from investments that they put you into…

anecdata

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/01/30/did_trump_write_the_muslim_ban_with_his_business_in_mind.html

No :(

She talked to a permanent legal resident from Egypt who told her he was held for three hours

Yeah, that’s what it was, except then Bronco took a nearly 25 year vacation, so now it’s Ford’s version of the 4Runner.

It’s incredibly disappointing I had to scroll into the greys to find a Goodell comment on this one.