This “Master Chef Jr Ramsey” and “Travelling Ramsey” is the best Ramsey.

More birds are landing on my balcony and my cats are not coping with that very well.  Their prey drive is apparently stronger than their reasoning, because the birds are about 2/3 the size they are.  I can’t imagine they would be able to actually catch them.

Yes, strange isn’t it? 

Birds chirping constantly. I also swear I’ve heard owls hooting. Are there even owls in New York City? I do now know.

Military wives often make me so sad - I know that lifestyle can be incredibly difficult (my ex-fiance is a military kid, his dad was in the Marines), and the nature of social media these days makes their posts feel so performative.

Feels insensitive to turn the largest mass shooting in Canadian history into a joke about the Queen’s Birthday, especially considering it’s the only mention of it on this website. I know Jez isn’t news, you have your own problems in the US, you’re desensitized to mass shootings, etc. But this shooting, in the midst of…

In the past few months, writers have identified mass disillusionment with celebrity as part of the overall ennui of this cultural moment.

I don’t understand why Jezebel keeps assigning these long-form essays on topics that could easily be a much more succinct 600 words! No offense meant to the author though - veritable effort.

They are putting in writing what was implied as a way to undermine the papers’ primary legal defence by having something they can call in court. Its exactly why this is public.

Its more a signal to the public that the tabloids should not be believed one dot. If they officially say, we don’t ever talk to these people about anything, not even if the sky is blue or not, the public know that even the most basic innocent sunding or neweven complimentary stories about them could be totally made…

Same. It seems like they already did this months ago, just hadn’t sent each paper a former Dear John letter about it. All 4 of these papers are part of the Royal Rota, and they announced they would no longer participate in that system back in January. I’m not sure why they needed to do it twice.

Ok that’s one way to go. Orrrr. They should make flatulence noises every time a tabloid troll asks them a bullshit question. Unconventional? Yes. Effective? It’s always worked well for me in the past.

Worth noting this included housework to show the value of this.

They went to fight in an army which would only let women be nurses and secretaries. Don't pretend like women had a choice.

The texts 1) aren’t verified 2) hacked 3) aren’t admissible in court 4) IF REAL out of 700,000 texts...that's the worst they could find? Him admitting he could never spew hate at the one he loves? Even though she cut his finger off & nearly killed him 2 times & he never touched her? Pathetic!!

Yep. 

I am getting a really bizarre performance art vibe from the Moore-Willis thing. I guess if Willis was exposed and somebody else in Moore’s household was as well, it makes a kind of sense, obviously, not expose his current wife and kids, but doesn’t he have any other properties to do it in? His kids with Moore are all…

Here’s the secret: White people think everything is or should be for them, about them, at their whim.

Didn’t the Karen thing begin with Black Panther on SNL’s Black Jeopardy sketch? In that instance, I thought Karen was supposed to mean a white woman who gentrified the hell out of potato salad by adding raisins.

Why is Drake Like This?