$50 a day, gross income, you have to try and get the rest of it away from Uncle Sam at Tax Season.

Oooh, may I submit one:

Baker Mayfield is a dry drunk Texas idiot. Carmen Ohio is not Ohio State’s fight song, it’s our alma mater. Baker Mayfield was the second dumbest person on that field Saturday night. The dumbest was Ohio State’s offensive coordinator, who should be fired. Because one of the very few things that I learned from the baby…

Oh come on, that was a no win situation at Florida. You had SEC fans + the shitty part of Florida= your internal organs saying “fuck you, get me out of here you crazy asshole.”

Can’t we just call all Atlanta professional sports teams “Chokes” and get it over with?

So Howard University got the money and the hammer. *squidbillies reference*. http://www.adultswim.com/videos/squidbillies/bringing-the-hammer-down/

I always associate fall with football. Does this mean I have CTE also?

You and most of the straight male population.

What is the over/under on Dayton Moore getting busted for sex related crimes.

I think that Nolan is having a bout of writers block.

If Burfict played for the Stillers, he’d make a highlight reel and receive praise from Jon Gruden’s cheesie ass for being “hard nosed on pass/run options.”

All of the Trump supporters on Facebook are crying that boxing is fake and rigged. The racial fallout from this circus is almost as obvious as the Charlottesville incident.

How can Parkour be a sport with objective goals?

Anyone that still believes games should end in ties needs to be the first ones with their backs against the wall during the next revolution.

“The transmission for my 2014 Ford Focus, along with transmissions for all Focus models from 2012-2016 were recalled last year. Yes, five years worth of automatic transmissions—a technology that’s been around for more than a century—had to be recalled. So is anyone surprised the Ford family doesn’t know how the hell…

Good old Wussconsin! I wonder what team they will screw up against to blemish their record.

As a Bayern Munchen fan, I feel conflicted.

Only a man that slept out of his own car so he could follow his dreams could tell some self entitled baby boomer owner to go fuck himself.

I wouldn’t be breaking out the Miller lite quite yet at Redskins Park. They haven’t regained their patents quite yet. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/supreme-court-appears-likely-to-allow-redskins.html

You win with that comment.