6 DUIs! That man must be an iron worker.

Cleveland is one of the most underrated cities in America. If someone was there for the summer they would never leave.

I’m waiting for someone from the staff of Deadspin performing a Rick James impression on one of those couches.

“Kukla’s Korner”: 3 Ks in that title.

They need to put an “me” on the end of that logo to accurately describe what it looks like.

Will San Diego real estate values go down because of Marmalard moving his 8,000 kids out of the city.

Yes, good old rivalries in the NBA. Two east coast cities as well. This is something the NBA needs.

It would be funnier if this happened.

Did he at the very least punch that wall with his non-dominant hand?

All I know is that Alabama lost, and there’s joy across the land.

Isn’t that just awful though that I have to write things like this though. I only wrote it because it is true, not a lot of people know how much family can hurt and abuse you. 

He’s just living the dream.

Is that young man an Ohioan?

I never understood why they pronounced the word whore that way.

Do they still have that coach they took from Dayton?

Why does “John Travolta” in the context of his sentence remind me of the South Park episode about Scientology?

Thanks Obama.

I always thought BYU missed out by not calling the team the stormin’ Mormons. RIP coach.

Jesus, it’s like he’s the college football coaching equivalent of Kenny Powers.

Has Thomas Friedman written his knob polishing article on this subject yet?