But how much should she have tipped the host of the party?

^a racist russian troll

we all know the real question is how much should he have tipped thanks to his friend

I just want to know how much they should tip the sushi chef?

She’s not mad, she’s just disappointed.

Hipsters aren’t really a thing in Russia, please forgive Demitri over there if he is having trouble grasping the concept of a hipster, the troll farms are terrible workplaces

what about corn syrup? -это сообщение принесено вам световой москвой

Real question is, how much should you tip at that french cafe?

Какая сегодня погода в Москве?

But how much should I tip for the ramen and cheetos?

But how much should a MAGA hat wearer tip?

I once dated a girl much taller than me, I’m 5'6 she was about 6'0 i never asked her to wear flats, i was happy being the squirrel to her Redwood

I bet you don’t have a television either

the time difference in Moscow is tough

he builds incredible tunnels, the best tunnels, you wouldn’t believe it, many people tell him his tunnels are the best. believe me

Um excuse me his Instagram posts are guaranteed to get AT LEAST 3 likes, do you have that kind of engagement with your followers? i think not, thank you, next

Товарищ, как вы относитесь к понижению в должности до публикации на этом сайте? Мы с Ольгой испытываем трудности, так как меня выгнали с форумов CNN

but do they stand for the anthem at home? or is reaching for an ice cold Bud Light Lime patriotic enough 

Я тоже понизился в должности на занозу, держи подбородок, товарищ

AB-CITY in the house!