Assault is verbal. Battery is physical. If you don’t say anything, but beat someone, then you’re charged with Battery. If you threaten someone, then you’re charged with Assault.

Netflix has border patrol shows! Australia BP and Canada BP. They deny entry using this exact method all the time. It’s standard for CBP in basically every country.

Not many of those types of Americans travel. They don’t even have passports. They just assume everywhere that isn’t ‘Murca is garbage filled socialist shithole.

For real. Was there no Rambo sharpshooter who can shoot the eyelashes off a hummingbird available on this particular day?

Popeyes remains the only fast food place I’ve been to that’s be “out” of their primary selling point . . . TWICE!

Someone with a Ted Cruz profile pic says the show is the embodiment of everything evil . . . they really don’t know that they’re the baddies do they?

aka - the list of ‘must have’ apps for kids! lol

So . . . sleep outside? Isn’t the point of AC to have a house that’s cooler than the temperature outdoors?

I’m not saying to ignore the right/Nazis/etc, I’m saying to specifically not show up to their khaki pride parades. We should be aiming to turn them into a laughing stock and fight back against the thought process that leads to white supremacist beliefs.

I do, I’m just posting in a comment section. I’m pretty sure I don’t even qualify for slacktivism. 

Okay, I still say we just ignore them so they can circle jerk themselves and not feed them and Trump more fuel. That’s all that happens when there’s a clash (thankfully the protests came and went without one). The right is dishonest and disingenuous, they twist these things every time and the only silver lining is…

I wish everyone could agree to just stop showing to the right wing’s stupid rallies. Just let them walk around alone with their helmets for a few hours and watch some Netflix or something. Stop giving them attention.

Not only that but it’s how your order a “cold coffee” (cafe freddo), which of course, means room temperature coffee because cold-making technology is apparently reserved for the production of gelato — so I’ll allow it.

Damn, it’s almost worth buying just to have as “food insurance” in case of layoff or some other crazy financial emergency.

That’s precisely how we discuss Black people in the criminal justice system. It’s not that white people don’t get incarcerated or get shot by cops, it’s that Black people are disproportionately victims of police brutality and systemic injustice based on population.

The OG . . . the Giant Dad build from Dark Souls:

I am both very surprised to learn that there’s an application process, and not at all surprised because of course they would have an application process.

If there’s a commonality between these chumps is that they’re generally lower on the attractiveness scale, and I think that they’re generally angry at the world that they’ve been dealt a short hand, and arm, and chin, and penis - so they lash out at everyone else who’s just trying to live life.

Sad but true. I learned the hard way when I was just a kiddo at 26. I’m a straight white guy and I was on the ass-end of some shit treatment, documented it and went to HR. I ended up facing retaliation, developed insomnia due to never ending anxiety (I just couldn’t get another job no matter how many I applied to),…

Wegman’s replaced the straws in their cafe with the paper ones and I can confirm that you are on a clock once that straw goes in the cup.