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“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

I am rooting for Heather Locklear. I know my fellow olds on here remember her being such a badass on Melrose Place. That was appointment TV.

Nooooo! Christian and Brad can’t break-up.

JFK made RFK his attorney general. It is literally where nepotism began as an issue for the presidency. 

Actually Junior I wouldn’t think you’re the son of a billionaire. A fake billionaire, sure I’ll go for that.

“Maybe he’s not an intellectual, but he tried to be useful for his family,”

If only 45's grandfather hadn’t infested this country.

Don Jr. keeps all his intelligence in his chin.  

They’re all Fredo.

He was trying to be useful to the family.  Yes, we know.  He’s the Sonny.  Eric’s the Fredo and Ivanka is the Michael.  

To be fair, this administration has occasionally denied knowledge of separation.

And her running mate...

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That intern has bigger balls than all the Dems on Capitol Hill put together!

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

“it’s their parents fault for breaking the law”

Needing to finesse your language so that you’re arguing semantics of whether you are or aren’t acting like the Nazis means that your policies are shit and that you’re a complete failure as a human being.

I’m so old because I remember when his kid acted up during a press conference or swearing in? And then SNL had Chris Farley play him.

I like how Annie is extremely knowledgeable, passionate about the game, AND occasionally full of shit. That always struck me as such a realistic touch, because it’s natural for someone who knows a lot about a sport to act with authority about it 100% of the time even when they are dead wrong about something. She’s not

whether or not one would deem her life as “pathetic”, it wasn’t the point of the story, her fanaticism was.