I was, 20 when Basic Instinct came out, and as an aspiring writer and insane theatre major I pretty much wanted TO BE HER in that movie. Her sass, her clothes, her sexy smoking. I sort of adopted that persona for a while, (without the murder), but it’s very tiring. I’m too lazy to be a sex bomb.

But also: don’t want to treat myself to The Claw. Ugh Aziz is ruined

Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.

This is the absolute truth, and with the wooorst flavour.

Skittles fucked themselves when they changes green from like to sour apple.

I live just north of an established American Dutch Calvinist cloister in West Michigan (the really shitty one, that gave the American political landscape such luminaries as Betsy DeVos, the VanAndels, and the inimitable shitheel, Erik Prince), and I concur that the Dutch love their garbage candy (they also are the…

It’s probably cathartic for him to be able to throw out the colors he doesn’t like.

I’ll have you know that Dr. Phil graduated at the top of his class in bullshitology. He’s a leading practitioner.

He eats *exactly* like my 11 year old wasn’t-allowed-to-but-wanted-to when he was 6.

This answer doesn’t include caramel M&Ms, which are fucking amazing and well above the gross Reece’s Pieces imitation that is peanut butter M&Ms.

I vaguely remember seeing pictures of him eating a pizza with a knife and fork, when Sarah Palin was visiting NY for the 2012 campaign. Eating a slice with utensils is one of the most mock-worthy things a New Yorker can do.

Fake news!

Lol- I have a super thin head and neck - I have to wear children’s glasses and hats, and necklines are huge on me. I’m taking your comment as a hot tip and am running to Zara!

Neurotic Nebbish Gets with Women Much More Attractive Than Himself

Dude, this is called “maturing”. Being able to look at the mistakes of youth and apologize for them as you figure out where you were wrong.

What’s particularly annoying is that he basically remakes the same movie over and over again and people call him a genius. He writes women terribly. Everything is a manifestation of his own neuroses and fantasies. The argument that art can be separated from the creator is an interesting one but it doesn’t even apply…

“The cognitive dissonance, the denial and cowardice that spare us painful truths and prevent us from acting in defense of innocent victims while allowing “beloved” individuals to continue their heinous behavior must be jettisoned from the bottom of our souls.”

They gave Polanski a standing ovation. Do you really need to go much further?

It just goes to show you how pro-active hollywood isn’t going to be. They’ll drop everyone who had their creep news break after Weinstein’s, but they’ll give you awards if people have known about it (and presumably the public has forgotten about it) for years.

“Oh no, not James Franco too,” said No One Ever.