He is a smart politician who I happen to disagree with on many issues as opposed to an evil, self-serving, cowardly lemming who makes me want to scream and cry. I miss having more of those.

Al Franken has called Lindsey Graham the funniest Republican in the Senate(it’s in the book), so he could have written it himself.

In his recent “Fresh Air” interview Franken described Cruz as “the Dwight Schrute of the Senate”.

I heard “alive” playing in a store the day after Chris Cornell died and it kind of felt like Pearl Jam was rubbing it in.

Shannon Hoon.

Jesus Christ, poor Chris Cornell is ashes now.

I hope all world leaders start to troll him with handshake shenanigans.

Dude, fuck the justice system. This girl should have never had to take that action to begin with.

i too am blown away by john slatter’s gray hair. oof that man is good looking.

There were so many great 30 Rock references this season! My favorite was Titus, aka “Flouncy Magoo” crying about a break up with D’Fwan.

The description of Overboard was spot on too.

Since you’re clearly a fan. Did you see this?

Which shouldn’t have been too surprising. Kushner was well-known to be the guy who led Chris Christie around for months, making him think he’d be getting a job and ultimately shutting him out entirely and humiliating him, all out of petty revenge because Christie put his crook father in jail years before.

OT: So, for the handful or so of progressives left who need to be disabused of the narrative that Jared and Ivanka are some kind of sane, moderating force on Donald’s White House...

It has it’s moments, but I feel like all of Kat Dennings lines are delivered with a wink wink nudge nudge to the audience like she’s doing some vaudeville act. Also I’m kind of surprised they’ve been getting away with Han Lee character.

I feel awful for knowing this, but his mother had him tested to see if he was insane. I had to take a similar test to work at nuclear power plants within the United States, and the criteria did not include anything for diagnosing or identifying ASD.

Come now... I don’t think we need to hold a press conference every time a potato rots.

Get Insta-Visas for Chinese investors to his family’s properties.

what do you think Sean smells like? Cinnamon and flop-sweat?

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.