I had a crush on Dan Conner in middle school and high school but I never told any of my friends because I thought they would make fun of me. Screw those snobby little bitches...I have fantastic taste.

My wife and I barely topped $80,000 last year. Together. $400k a year would be life changing, if even for a year. Alot of people work thier entire lives to have $401k for retirement. Think about that. In 2005 Donald trump made as much as 365 people worked for most of their adult lives and saved for their entire…

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

Look, why even bother appointing an actual lawyer to the position? They should just stick Roger Stone in there and call it a day.

No the L.A.P.D. are under the spell of Scientology. That can only be the rational reason that they think Shelly Miscavige is also OK.

Is this the same police force that assured everyone they saw Shelly Miscavich and she’s just fine?

I’ll tell you were it will end... with a lot less people sweating to the oldies. That’s where. The world is a more dangerous place now. And all we can do is just live in it.

Baptist churches. And I’ve never walked in and asked for services, but that’s because I’ve always gotten the distinct impression that I wasn’t welcome unless I was “saved.”

Then fight for him to be able to wrestle boys, like he’s meant to be. Bigots keep getting in his way then complaining when he kicks ass anyway. He didn’t ask to wrestle girls, transphobic fucknuts put him in that position.

Having a good comedy special is tough! Aziz has only had 1 MAYBE 2 overall really great specials. John Mulaney had one of my favourite specials ever with New in Town, but his other specials are lackluster.

Schumer is hit-or-miss funny. When she does a a show\special, it often feels like she’s been on a leeeeeetle too long.

Seriously? I found his cheapening of that soldier’s death horribly painful — yes, Donald, because the applause “broke a record” that totally makes up for attempting an execrably-planned mission that only resulted in innocent death and the actual target now mocking our president as a “fool” on social media.

That moment made me so angry that I literally saw red. It was the most transparent, disgusting, exploitative moment of self-aggrandizement I’ve ever had the misfortune to witness. This “president” couldn’t even be bothered to show up to monitor the raid, and had the NERVE to call it a success despite the utter…

Oh god, yes! I am so sick of hearing about his “tone” and “presentation” WITHOUT PEOPLE BOTHERING TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS TERRIFYING AND AWFUL.

I know this is about women right now, and I don’t want to detract from that, but to add to your comment, I think it’s gross that we still have to fight for the basic human rights of basically anyone who isn’t a straight, white male. Like somehow it isn’t a granted by virtue of just being a person is ridiculous and…

Especially disappointing that it comes from Van. Don Lemon, I could see, but Van Jones? Come on, man. After all that Trump has said and done in the past month in office and the past year on the campaign trail? One speech erases all of that? That’s pretty goddamned disappointing.

The fawning over this speech by the pundits is just vomit inducing. Van Jones just declared Trump’s shout out to the Yemen raid soldier’s widow one of the greatest moments in presidential speech history, and his ticket to being a two term president. I think his exact words were “He became president of the United…

What makes this even better is that Karen Pence inadvertently joined in.

Slightly off-topic but...

lol. Your point about #notallwhitepeople is great. I think in the movie, the Allison Williams character is supposed to represent #notallwhitepeople, but I do think Peele’s point is that, yes, at some point or other it is all white people whether they would have voted for Obama for a third time or not. I think this…