No wonder Jack froze to death in the North Atlantic. Leo just wouldn’t get on top.

The idea that emotional abuse is not as bad as physical abuse is bullshit, I'm sorry.

You do understand that emotional abuse is considered domestic abuse, right? It isn’t domestic violence, but it is possible for someone to emotionally abuse one person and physically abuse another. I have seen it first hand.

I read his memoir and was disgusted. Blegh.

and

“You look radiant, JoJo.”

What most people miss with the book, Nick was a Sociopath. They were exactly the same, although she was probably more of a Psychpath..the point being, Nick was jsut like Amy. Two ‘pathys had come together in wonderful married bliss. Yet, she is the one everybody focuses on.

The details on eating habits really adds something.

as a white person, I agree.

KIM: Babe, can you look at these swatches for the paint in the new guest suite? I think Lime Zest is my favorite.

You know, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some racist making fun of stereotypical “black” names like Shaniqua. But white folks can name their kids Trace and Track like it’s nothing. That shit is fucked.

Yeah, I'm posting this on every Amber Heard update. Deal with it.

Can’t we be sad about the dead gorilla AND be upset about gun violence? And before you say “there’s more sympathy for the gorilla etc” consider that it is an especially tragic situation given the small terrified child, the rarity of lowland gorillas, the often cruel spectacle of keeping animals in zoos, and the…

My husband and I break into tears of laughter almost every day. That is the way you do it.

I will never not post this quote.

How much do you guys wanna bet that Chad has a tattoo of Ayn Rand on his penis?

And Amber would probably have MORE...Uh...insight into how Johnny Depp acts as a husband than um...eh...huh...a friendly acquaintance?

Andy gets it!