I know Mr. Garmon very well. I’m so embarrassed and need some brain bleach. OMGOMGOMG. I know why it never worked out for us.

I’m a practicing attorney in his Circuit. I’ve tried more than three cases this month. But I digress, I’m really looking forward to explaining the law to him when I’m in front of him. Great! Another top choice by the Trump administration.

I recently watched What Women Want and although I loved it when it came out, it has aged just about as well as Gibson himself. So much sexism.

In my opinion, all the supermodels there ever were appeared in George Michael’s Freedom ‘90 video. All others are just models. Gisele is more famous to people for being Mrs. Tom Brady than for modeling. Supermodel is a term of art for me.

Back in the post Titanic era, Kate described him as “dirty, farty Leo”, and I’ve never forgotten. To me, he’ll always be dirty and farty. But they are soul mates, one way or another.

I said it yesterday and I’ll say it today, I miss The Soup. Joel McHale (who is my celebrity hall pass btw) would go crazy with Megyn Kelly. #RIPTheSoup

Since The Soup was cancelled, this is the best way I can get info on trashy shows. Megyn Kelly is the trashiest.

A very underused GIF. I fucking love this woman. She’s still inspiring me.

IT’S ON HULU?????? I wonder how it holds up? It was really smutty, but in a 90's way.

She’s absolutely gorgeous. #TeamBrenda4Life.

Dunkirk was very intense. There was not a lot of dialogue, which always makes a movie seem longer IMO. Very good movie.

Kinda spoilery, but it’s definitely geared towards the male gaze. It had so much gratuitous female nudity that it became distracting. One of the main female characters was literally a pleasure bot. I truly believe that we were supposed to be shocked by the misogyny. That being said Ryan Gosling wears that damn sweater…

Nope. He’s outlived far more awesome people like Carrie Fisher and Tom Petty.

I debated reading this article because he puts me in a blind rage. Sorry not sorry I did. He’s disgusting. And he deems it okay because he’s over it. His victims WILL NEVER BE OVER IT. Even if they “forgive” him, the toothpaste will not go back in the tube. Gross. I will never ever watch one of his movies.

I grew up on Seinfeld. I think I have a little Elaine in me. With that being said, I’m so glad you brought up Enough Said. It’s such a lovely sweet movie. She was so good in it (so was James Gandolfini)!

Because she had to grow up. Loved that movie too. My personal favorite Bob movie is The Way We Were. Such a classic. He knows he doesn’t deserve the amazing Katy.

Drugstore Glasses for the win. But again, no one really wins unless you’re a white male.

He destroyed the country, not that I’m bitter or reading Hillary’s book.

My love for Stanley Tucci knows no bounds. Xoxox.

I would rather see them include his swim team picture rather than a mug shot. It more accurately depicts rape culture.