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This one shall always be my favorite.

Can the next one be about expository eyepatches?

You know they sell the Corsair’s without the hideous new logo now, right?

You know they sell the Corsair’s without the hideous new logo now, right?

My god, first Adam Savage, then Alton Brown and now Mike Rowe. If you guys could somehow get a “How I Work” out of James May, I would be in heaven.

Isn’t it really your move? The streets of America are paved with gold! Come on over and start a new life.

The toys are going to be the same colors. Target is just removing the signs that tell which colors correspond to which gender. Clearly, there will be chaos, as people who want a blue blanket for their baby boy won’t be able to figure out which one is blue.

“My god, it’s full of ports!”

I used mplayer. That thing was a marvel and a nightmare.

Rainbow 6: Rogue Spear?

In my fantasy world one is assigned to Carrier Group Enterprise and is named Defiant. With a frigate named Voyager.

WELL HELLO GOOD FRIEND, I DIDN’T SEE YOU COME IN

WELL HELLO GOOD FRIEND, I DIDN’T SEE YOU COME IN

Still hasn’t resurrected.

The Aeromax is to cars what 80% cacao dark is to chocolate. The best kind.

Shadowy? What, Nixon and Cheney were taken?

Submarines are a lot like Batman, they are covered in rubber and are great fighters, but they are gadget toting stealth detectives at their core.

Those are not that depressing.