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Your byline should have been, “Wipe them out.  All of them.”

Your byline should have been, “Wipe them out.  All of them.”

Posts like this are why I keep coming back to this network of blogs over so many years.  

Posts like this are why I keep coming back to this network of blogs over so many years.  

Holy crap, Power Stone 2 was so fun, especially that chick in the frilly dress with the umbrella. Pound-for-pound the Dream Cast was one of the best consoles of all time that balanced technology, design, comfort, and games designed for fun!

Wrong about calling it “zed eight” instead of “z eight” too.  ‘Murica

I am purchasing this based on this article...been in the market for one for a while.  However, the link sends me to the Lightning cable page.  I’ll go to Amazon directly but you guys may lose any commission...so yeah, I PAY YOUR SALARY so get it right! :P

I am purchasing this based on this article...been in the market for one for a while.  However, the link sends me to

I test drove one in December but ultimately went with a turbo Mazda6 Signature with no regrets.  The Stinger is a great car...but that stupid name.  It was partly driving a “Stinger,” but mostly haggling shenanigans, that turned me away.  I’m loving my Mazda6's elegance and refinement.  That stupid, stupid name.

Dude...Nearboredeom...thank you and mahalo nui loa!  It totally worked and my ten dollar inflator is on its way.  Noice!!!

Dude...Nearboredeom...thank you and mahalo nui loa!  It totally worked and my ten dollar inflator is on its way. 

Yeah, sold out.  But now that I know I can get a portable air compressor for $10, I can’t bring myself to get the next most expensive one on Amazon for $15.  LOL!

Yeah, sold out.  But now that I know I can get a portable air compressor for $10, I can’t bring myself to get the

Somewhere on one of your giant tracking spreadsheets is a new row for “bird deterrent tape.”  Awesome.

Somewhere on one of your giant tracking spreadsheets is a new row for “bird deterrent tape.”  Awesome.

I’ve been watching reruns (are they called that if streaming?) of Parts Unknown on Netflix almost every day, as a coincidence to your jaunt through les Halles.

Unlike some folks who died early enough at their peak and never had a chance to get lousy, Tony only got better. Damn you mental health and depression.

Spent 10 minutes filling my Cart to find out Hawaii is not listed as a delivery address (also Alaska).

Spent 10 minutes filling my Cart to find out Hawaii is not listed as a delivery address (also Alaska).

Horseradish cream is the new mustard!  Try it in lieu of mustard on a sandwich.

Horseradish cream is the new mustard!  Try it in lieu of mustard on a sandwich.

Serious question: What is the kitchen accessory in the graphic that looks like a strawberry-themed butt plug?

Serious question: What is the kitchen accessory in the graphic that looks like a strawberry-themed butt plug?

Batmobile + 360Z = Supra.

My new Mazda6 Grand Touring is the first automatic transmission car in 20 years that I’ve had. The 310 lb ft of torque would be *awesome* to experience through a third pedal with the awesome chassis. I had a Acura CL Type S with a stick years ago and I imagine it’d be similarly “chunky” but in a good way...a solid

I just bought one four days ago...Grand Touring trim pictured below...so my question is, “WHERE WAS THIS POST FIVE DAYS AGO?!”

Also, I *almost* got the Kia Stinger base (plus safety feature package) for nearly the same lease but they couldn’t give me the monthly I wanted. So the more serious questions is “Stinger base

You went with “Set phasers to binge,” and not “Set phasers to fun?”
I’m stunned!

You went with “Set phasers to binge,” and not “Set phasers to fun?”
I’m stunned!

dude...mahalo!  Xmas gift for 12 year old son: check.  Xmas gift for 13 year old neighbor kid: check.  I’m too old for Instagram but still young enough for Kinja.

dude...mahalo!  Xmas gift for 12 year old son: check.  Xmas gift for 13 year old neighbor kid: check.  I’m too old

Forget Wagner’s die Valkure...blast The Rat Patrol song on mounted speakers.

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