If you're going to make your own jerky, do it right..ground beef? That's like having a wedding cake made out of Hostess cupcakes (The ones that look like they'll be the vanilla, but when you pick them up and read that package, they're actually orange..who the hell eats those?). Just get a slab of beef, and cut it into…

I'm pretty much only opposed to the idea just to spite the government. I don't remember them saving me any money. Oh wait, in fact, I'm pretty sure they constantly screw me out of money.

@RainyDayInterns: Even if its extremely noticeable..unless someone reads this string of comments, I doubt they'd ever think a worn out spot on the wall is the way to shut down the security system ;-)

This is pretty much as opposite as disembodied as you can get. Being that it is a tangible object..eh..as a matter of fact, it's even shaped like a body.

"Tom's is impressive for its attention to detail."

@JayhawkJake: Right..but if Google Earth has plenty of images from NASA already, haven't they technically been showing off their satellite photography capabilities since..Google Earth was released? Just seems a little outdated if you ask me, which, I might add, you most certainly did not.

I'd give 'em a shot..

@Jackstick: Lung cancer, true. Oh yeah, and life. No one makes it out alive. If he gets his jollies from smoking, so be it..enjoy your life while it lasts, 'cause you damn well won't get a second shot.

"more than 16 hard drives for every man, woman, and child in the U.S."