Please tell me that’s not real.

It’s been said a few times here but one of the things that sucks the most about the decline of this site is people not getting the old jokes, like the person who replied first to you.

Back when I was an actual film nerd, that shit would have been perfect for me. I still might sign up, but these days I just don’t get as into cinema as I used to. Regardless, glad it’s out there now.

*shudders*

......And Metrics For All

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Wait, who’s mad about this again?  The article points out an amusing irony. That’s about it.

He’s too beautiful to ever truly go away.

Barsanti is terrible at his job, plain and simple.

Wow, What They Had looks awful. Disappointing to see the great Michael Shannon in such claptrap, but he’s got bills to pay too, I reckon.

That’s what I don’t get about this setup. Yes, it annoys me when the site does something just to gather more clicks, but.....this seems to help no one. The site is essentially burying announcements like the banker thing that interested you, which lessens clicks, and readers like us potentially miss out on things we…

Yeah it’s in South Bay in San Diego.

ding ding ding

I had an unknown dream fulfilled last weekend when I heard Jeffries refer to Mariah Carey as a c/nt.

I just watched Coming to America last night for about the 30th time. It’s relentlessly hilarious and quotable. Murphy is great.

THIS. J-Con is my all-time #1 celebrity crush and by gawd if that slimy Scientologist lays his hands on her imma rip his goddam tiny arms off

Yeah, this. Saw it in a double feature at the drive-in along with A Quiet Place. Had a bunch of beers during AQP, was good and tuned up for the new Super Troopers and had a great time.

There’s an actual National City here outside San Diego.

“Look, man, I’d been on the road with Whitesnake for damn near five years. Sometimes ya gotta just change shit up, you know? So yeah, I called Dusty Pete, my old dealer back in DC, and he hooked me up with some real suit-and-tie motherfuckers who hustled me up this sweet gig. Reaaaaal sweet. Like honey on a pair of…

I will upvote every single goddamn post that gives me Calvin and Hobbes