Yeah, but who’s gonna show up in heaven and be like “No thanks! Hell, please!”???

I don’t know, but there is no way I’m not seeing this in the theater. Hopefully at the drive-in, ideally.

As great as it is, it succeeds purely on its aesthetic about as much as any movie I’ve ever seen. I mean, it has almost nothing else going for it, save maybe Keanu’s performance. But it’s so relentlessly visually beautiful that basically nothing else matters. I said to my girlfriend last night that it could be in a…

Eh, he used to be good but then he kinda fell off.

I’m starting to think NO school does.

Our exhibit consists entirely of art that Banksy designed for exhibits, and which he himself has sold to private collectors

Hmmmmm

ANY OTHER CHARACTER: “Help! We’re really in a pickle!”

Yeah but The Happening is awesome.

No, because no one would be buying a guitar in a store. They’d be downloading software online at home.

Tell that to the HR guy!

Gerund + name/noun titles are the worst

Wow that is one awful-title resume.

Welcome to another edition of Rife With Errors. Like yesterday when she said that Tupac’s 1996 murder had happened almost 28 years ago.......

What a coincidence, I LOVE fun!

Needless to say, it involves an enormous amount of drinking

SONSABITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have a dog that, despite the fact that he’s incredibly strong and fast and could probably kill and eat me in about eight seconds, always cowers like a scared child when the fireworks go off. He straight up shivers. He sits at our feet and quakes. Naturally we pet him and comfort him (and take humorous pictures).…

CANCERAIDS

I am in no position to give anyone dating or relationship advice. I will just say that I hope things go well for you. Sounds like you’ve got a pretty cool person that you’ve gotten to know a bit, and that’s generally the start of something good.