When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

isn’t it possible that he denied any wrongdoing, they believed him, and then collectively lost that belief?

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.

Yeah. No one is excited. Because the last Bill Simmons-ran website was so shitty. At least that’s what Deadspin tells me and my opinion is always Deadspin’s.

That and using batting average as an indicator for an entire team’s playing ability. Shit, it’s not even a good stat for offensive aptitude.

It was like Rashomon, in that people came to completely different conclusions based on the same evidence.

Boston is great.

Literally no one in baseball not employed by the Cubs thinks that is a possibility. He’s got far too much work to do to be even a below-average catcher, and the bat needs to play in the majors now.

The guy can rake, there’s no way he goes back to the minors unless he starts hitting .199 with no power.

5.02
After the umpire calls “Play” the ball is alive and in play and remains alive and in play until for legal cause, or at the umpire’s call of “Time” suspending play, the ball becomes dead. While the ball is dead no player may be put out, no bases may be run and no runs may be scored, except that runners may advance…

West: (stares)

Then someone made this goddamned masterpeice with it:

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

I taught a class he was in while I was in grad school. He wanted me to call him “Sir.” I called him “F.”

Why does everyone who works for the NFL actually think that NFL security is an actual police force that can take down Twitter accounts confiscate phones without warrants or even think they can actually issue warrants?

BJ3?

It seems like you’re burying the lede here. Is Snyderland so dysfunctional that accusing your husband of having an affair on social media is par for the course?