Actually, it’s three. He included border security as part of the military.

If that had been the ending it would have just been viewed as an “Annie Hall” rip-off. 

He’s not ranting. He’s trolling. And it works, because every day there are dozens of stories about his “unhinged tweeting.” He’s not really smart, but there is one thing he is the king of; getting under people’s skin and making them go crazy. He thrives on it.

I was more worried about the health of the bulls. 

I am a high school teacher and I can tell you what the problem with baseball is. Kids think it is boring. They don’t care about whether there are more home runs than bunts, they don’t care about whether players have enough personality. You can put “lit” walk up music in, promote the game by hiring Migos to do…

He was blocking the plate long before the throw even came in. He did not need to block the plate to field the throw. It bounced in front of him up near the home plate circle. He could have easily move forward to field the throw then turned to swipe tag the runner.

I’m a white guy who grew up on Disney films, but I haven’t seen any of their live action remakes. However, I am going to go see The Little Mermaid to support this girl and to thumb my nose at all these racists pretending that they are really concerned that the integrity of the storytelling is at stake. 

We get it. You’re woke.

Yes, unfortunately our unserious nature knows no race, color, creed or party. It’s universal.

Yep. Chik-Fil-A is nothing but a front for Anti-Gay Satanists. They only sell the greatest Chicken Sandwich in fast food so they can throw billions at shutting down “the gays.”

You’re lying. McDonald’s is trash across the board. Chik-Fil-A sandwiches are the best thing in fast food. I used to gush about Wendy’s spicy chicken (which is amazing) being the best fast food sandwich ever. Then I had Chik-Fil-A. It’s blows Wendy’s away.

This is false. My brother, a raging liberal who lives in New York City, recently told me that one of his gay co-workers (another raging liberal) said, when Chik-fil-A opened in NYC, “I don’t care about their stance on gay marriage. Those sandwiches are amazing.

Rachel was actually the least creepy part of that video.

No, all founding fathers are not bad. They were human beings with good traits and flaws. Hamilton just happens to be more flawed than fans of the musical will ever know, because they haven’t actually read about what terrible guy he was. He was an elitist and cared not for the common man, even though the play tries to…

I don’t have a problem talking about Hamilton. My problem is viewing Hamilton through the lens of the musical. Hamilton was an elitist who did not trust the public to take care of themselves and did everything he could to “forget from whence he came.” He would be the anti-immigration, right-winger that most fans of…

I have a really hard time believing this is true. I teach at a private school where kids come from a wide-range of political families and there are very few kids who don’t support LGBTQ rights. And the most supportive are the female students. I’ve even seen students convince other students that their “anti-gay”…

The real problem is that people do not understand how human nature works. These companies will pander to different progressive movements, but they are going to make sure they pay off the people who will help keep their taxes low and their profits up. If that means giving money to Republicans and Democrats, they will…

It’s noble to be idealistic and expect that corporations will stand up for a cause and make behind the scenes moves that are consistent with those causes. Unfortunately, that’s not how human nature is when it comes to self-preservation.

Free agency hasn’t started yet, bub. You have to believe that there are one or two other mid-range to superstar players that wouldn’t mind taking a shot and joining these two. The Warriors problems with Durant and Klay leaves the door to the Finals a little further open.

Where were these two when I was a kid and desperate to contract Polio and the Measles, but my stupid parents were all like, “Hey, look science has figured out a way to eradicate all these diseases so you can live a longer, more prosperous life than those in the past!”