I would actually rather watch the Ewok movies again than sit through another Avatar film.

They can’t kill him off. They are leaving the door open for his return. Which is what everyone should have expected.

That’s a bush league celebration. No one pretended to drop their pants and moon the crowd.

So glad to be a Lions fan. I can see that this is going to go about as well as it has with the last 14 coaches we’ve had.

Adults in costumes, no matter if they are spooky costumes or superheroes or athletes or whatever are always 100% weird and creepy. 

I wouldn’t even call this vaguely problematic. At the rate we’re going, in five years you won’t be able to dress up like a ghost anymore, because it will be considered insensitive to the dead.

My wife, who knows jack squat about football, said to me after this play (regarding the Lions franchise), “These aren’t the same guys who played here 30 or 20 or 10 years ago. Why do they keep making the same dumb mistakes?”

The good news is by February most people in America will not be able to recall with absolute certainty who won this World Series or if the baseball season was even played.

RESPONSE:

Enjoy it now, folks. After this loss, I am fully convinced Ohio State is destined to run the table the rest of the way (sending the fickle and annoying Michigan fans into a tizzy over Jim Harbaugh’s inability to beat the Buckeyes) win the Big Ten championship game, and go to the BCS playoff where Alabama will win…

I’ve lived in Michigan for over 30 years and both of these teams and their fan bases are insufferably juvenile and annoying. Their hatred for each other is embarrassing.

The only advice worse than this is, “Go ahead and sleep with people you meet in a bar or through online hookups.”

This isn’t some anti-technology or grumpy old man take, but for the love of God just use your imagination and make your own sound effects while you read to your kids. It’s great. You don’t need to download an app and your kids will beg you to read it again and do the sound effects. They will love you forever.

The fans are in the stands, but their arms are over the playing field when they touch the glove/ball. They can’t touch it until it crosses over the top of the fence and they clearly touched it before that. It doesn’t matter that it WOULD have landed in the front row. Betts has all rights to the ball until the moment…

There is a mob on both sides. Antifa is as offensively vile and violent as the alt-right goons.

And it only got half the ratings the show got when she was on it.

This is basically the adult equivalent of a third grader saying, “Ariana Grande is my cousin,” and her classmate doesn’t believe her and says, “I will give you $100 if you can prove it” and then the kid proves it and the other kid won’t pay up.

There’s a huge difference between being a liberal, a conservative, and a politician. I tend to be in the center as there are things I agree with and disagree with on both sides, but find it virtually impossible to find a candidate with the integrity and decency on either side. I have the same loathing and disdain for…

No way, dude. Everyone knows that ONLY white Europeans have created havoc and mayhem across the globe. There have ZERO instances in history of any “indigenous” people on any other continent ever committing genocide against each other, or spreading disease, or enslaving their enemies, or benefiting in any way by…

As I was reading this I thought, “This has to be satire.” When I got to the part where you took Miley Cyrus to task for “Columbusing” twerking I was absolutely certain this is satire, because there is no way anyone would really care about who originated shaking your ass.