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There is nothing more American than believing that buying a product that just exploited a political cause in an advertisement means that you are standing up for something. All you’re really doing is being played by a corporation.

Just relax and play the game. It’s no wonder everyone is so tense. You can’t even play a video game without dragging your real world anxieties into it.  

I agree with the full speed replay. If the referee doesn’t have the benefit of slow motion in real time then he shouldn’t be able to fall back on it during replay. 

When Obama did it, conspiracy theory nutbags said it was an occult symbol. Now left-wing nutbags are convinced that some rando in the background of a shot, who is half Jewish and half Mexican and the descendent of Holocaust survivors is doing it to signal white supremacists. So now every white person in America who…

No. 

I wonder if he yelled, “I see you, Mario!” before he put him in a chokehold.

Sorry. Heath is #1. Better luck next time.

Edwards was acting like a butthurt loser. Michigan’s failures had anything to do with him anymore and none of it warranted him lashing out like that. Especially as a rep of the Big Ten Network.

I feel like Ralphie in A Christmas Story when he decodes little Orphan Annie’s secret message. After all this bickering and claims of wanting justice, suddenly there he is with a Nike Swoosh right across his f’n chin and it’s all just a crummy commercial.

I would argue the opposite. That because he IS paid so much he is under a lot of stress. In the eyes of a great portion of the population of the state of Alabama, he holds the most important job in the state. So he is paid like it and he has to feel the weight of that responsibility. He probably has an ulcer the size…

Well, if people wouldn’t take Alabama football so seriously then he wouldn’t get paid so much. Treat it like an occasional distraction instead of a religion, stop buying Alabama swag. The state of Alabama thinks that the football coach is the most important employee in the state or the University would not pay him as…

You mean you don’t WANT to see it. It’s there, you just ignore it. 

Tyler who?

Never trust the most basic aspects of any politically motivated premise. Period.

It’s generally not good procedure to assume, “Well, they call themselves ANTI-FASCIST, so they must be anti-fascist. And I’m anti-fascist, so I support them.” His defense of them is not reasonable considering many of them believe in suppression of opposition through force and would gladly support a regimented economic…

I blame it on the selfish, sinful nature of human beings.

Or maybe he was just a human being. 

Well, maybe you should run for senator of Arizona then since you seem to be so much more noble in purpose than McCain. You’re just the man we’ve been waiting for since 1776 to step in and save the world and finally give us the net-positive we yearn for.

If making decisions based on political expediency makes McCain a fraud, then everyone who has ever served in government is a fraud by that definition. That’s what politics is, bro. Obama, McCain, Bush, Pence, Lincoln, etc., etc. They’ve all made decisions that were based on loyalty to party and political expediency.…