Let’s both write it in such a way that it forms a red lipstick halo.

My problem is that my hair is all different textures. There are some really curly sections, course frizzy kinky spots at the crown of my head, and everything near the nape of my neck is board straight. When I try to wear my hair naturally to my office job I feel disheveled no matter how much energy I put into styling…

I agree. When I was doing competitive dance in high school, their were definite rules about hair and attire. If we were all wearing a costume and had curly hair then everyone got stuck in curlers. If we were doing a sleek bun I had to get out the flat iron.

On a side note I was at a dance competition in Dallas, and…

You are glorious, and apparently you read my mind and transcribed it in gif and text form.

My mom refers to my furbabies as her grandchildren. She hangs stockings for them at Christmas. When she visits my house she brings them toys. Sometimes she calls and asks to cat sit. I cannot decide if I am a cat lady or she is a cat grandmother. Maybe both?

Damn it Texas. If it weren’t for Austin you’d be the most arrogant, awful state in the Union (Florida tries, but it doesn’t quite win). Is there some way we can just move Austin somewhere else? Wait....no....that won’t work. Without Austin the women of Texas would basically be residing in a live action version of…

I’ve got two fur babies. One’s seven, and the other is six months. Not sure how I’d stuff both of them in my jacket, but there’s no way I’d leave either behind. (Six month old, Lenore, is attempting to escape above.)

My first thought was, “Oh I hope that cat is okay.” My second thought was, “He should have wrapped the cat in a life jacket and put it in his backpack to keep the cat padded and safe.” My third thought was, “I wonder if that guy is okay.” I think I might be a bad person.

Oklahoman here. You get onion dip and potato chips at the church picnic, but I’ve never seen it in a restaurant. Chips and salsa is sold in pretty much every other restaurant as a complimentary appetizer. I have heard my grandma say, “chips and dip,” but she was referring to ruffled potato chips and a really nasty…

My cat loves the animated movie, Legend of the Guardians. I think it was all the wing flapping, but he just stared at it. It is an incredibly cheesy movie that I rented from the Redbox a million years ago, but he loved it so much that I bought him a copy. My roommate would get so embarrassed when people came over and…

I wonder if beaking is a thing these days? I want to learn to beak.

Oh thank God. Kara I thought I was the only one. I thought maybe, at 32 , I’d finally hit that point where I stopped buying fashionable clothes, and I was doomed to live out my life as the lady that only wears cat sweatshirts. You have restored my faith in humanity. You have saved me from the horror of the inevitable…

I feel the same way. I have always been a really loyal Flaming Lips and Wayne fan (growing up in Oklahoma the Lips were a source of pride), but the way he’s been acting lately makes me question my loyalty. First the Christina Fallin fiascos, and now this...

Technically Britney is a millenial. I know this because I am thirty-two, and I am not the oldest of the millenials.

Or maybe you can lay off the dick moves... That’s a fabulous band name, if I do say so myself.

When you see the awful reality of how atrocious life can be a gasp or a statement of awe is not that uncommon. You’re allowed to say whatever you like, but that doesn’t make it any less of a dick move.

The progeny of Trump/Christina Fallin hair is the stuff of nightmares. Also I hope they base a cotton candy on that concept at the next Oklahoma Stat Fair.

I wish I had more hats to tip. The Lost Ogle, makes living here a bit more bearable.

I’m paying income tax in Oklahoma right now, and I’d rather not pay Christina Fallin’s utility bills. Beyond the hypocrisy of her mother, she’s acted shamelessly in regard to the requests of the native population in both Oklahoma and the entire country. On top of that, the travel trailer reflects badly on our state.…